Hey, I'm Jacob, a 17 year old aspiring artist. Or at least I would be, if we weren't out of pencils.
Inside every fat person there’s a skinny person trying to get out.
Today’s reason for you to like my Facebook page: If you do, I 100% guarantee that you’ll give birth to a unicorn.
I drew Channing Tatum’s face on a potato and called it “Channing Tater.” I need a girlfriend.
By the way, you should like my Facebook page because I post more cringe-inducing cartoon puns there.
Possible spinoff idea: How To Train Your Kraken. Haven’t heard back from Dreamworks yet.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’